ATTN all bathroom bullies, sexy nerds, horny jocks, pervert professors, PTA MILFS, class clowns, and honor students with a praise kink: SLAP is back on September 15th for the first assembly of the school year!! Help us celebrate the launch of our virtual book club, SLRP (Sadomasochist & Leather Readers of Pittsburgh), by joining us […]
do you wanna talk about the husband? because we sure do! that’s right, it’s time to delve into the diamond-holding housewives from beverly hills. we’ve been so excited to do this one!! gather your crew, wear your finest maloof hoof, and be ready to OWN IT! 🎤: Hannah (and jared) 💎 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY […]
Excited to be announcing a NEW monthly event we're calling Mary's Littlest Pet Shop! First Thursdays of every month! An opportunity for our local community to come together in a super welcoming space for delicious drinks and great company! Please come join us for our first installment on June 5th, 2025, and help us support […]
Are you obsessed with Labubus? Have you been infected with the Labubu fever?? Do you think their subtly demonic energy is as sexy as alluring as Mary’s?!?!?💋💄💋UGGGGHHHHH!!! Well bitch then cum to Mary’s on Friday August 29th at 7pm for our first ever Night of 1000 LABUBUS! All you little freaks will get a chance […]
