As the Art Director for Equal Magazine and an internet addict, I find interesting things all the time while I’m searching online for the perfect photo. Like this list for instance, which I knew immediately that I had to share with all of you. Most of this is not safe for work, so, you’ve been warned! (and btw, you’re welcome).
THESE ARE TITLES OF REAL XXX VIDEOS. Yes, really.
- American Bi
- A Rear and Pleasant Danger
- Add Momma To The Train
- Batman in Robin
- Boldfinger
- Booty and the Beat
- Boys on the Hood
- Breakfast On Tiffany
- Breast Side Story
- Bumfight At The OGay Corral
- Children Of The Cornhole
- Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
- Crocodile Done Me
- Diddle-Her on the Roof
- Ed’s Wood
- Field Of Wet Dreams
- For Your Thighs Only
- Forrest Hump
- Forrest Gimp
- Forever Hung
- Full Metal Jackoff
- Goodwill Humping
- Glad-He-Ate-Her
- Glazed And Confused
- How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
- Humped Back at Notre Dame
- I Know Who You Did Last Summer
- I Know What You Did Up The Bummer
- Inspect Her Gadget
- Intercourse With The Vampire
- Jurassic Poke
- Lawrence Of A Labia
- Leaking Beauty
- Leave It In Her Beaver
- Men in Back
- Murphy’s Brown
- My Best Friends Wetting
- My Big Lebowski
- My Big Fat Greek Woody
- Nine Inch Males
- One Fell Into the Poo Poo’s Nest
- On Golden Blonde
- Plowing Miss Daisy
- Position: Impossible
- Pump Friction
- Riding on Boys in Cars
- Robin’s Wood
- Romancing The Bone
- Schindler’s Fist
- Screw Momma In The Train
- Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
- Silence of the Loins
- Single White She-male
- Shaving Private Ryan
- Sleeping Booty
- Sleeping With The Enema
- Snow White and the 7 Sailors
- Sorest Rump
- Sperms of Endearment
- Super Barrio Brothers
- The Bad Nudes Bared
- The Empire Likes Crack
- The Loin King
- The Man Who Blew Too Much
- The Pelican Queif
- The Rawshank Infection
- The Royal Tenderbuns
- The Spooge-itive
- The Truman Blow
- The Wadfather
- Throbbin’ Hood
- Twin Cheeks
- Waiting to XXX Hale
- What About Boob
- White Men Can’t Hump
- Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate
- Factory
- Who’s Eating Gilbert Grape
- Who Lies Beneath
- Young Buns
- You’ve Got Male
