With Valentine’s Day approaching, getting a gift for your significant other can be tricky. Because this holiday tends to carry more emotional weight than others, putting a little more thought into a gift may be required. Adding a touch of humor can also work. Here are three lists: some for him, some for her, and some for any. Happy Valentine’s Day!
For Him
My Boyfriend has the Best Boyfriend
Search “gay boyfriend” on this website and a whole host of fun gifts appear. From “I’m not gay, he’s just my boyfriend” t-shirts to “we go together like salt pepper” coffee mugs, you’re sure to bring a smile to his face. zazzle.com; Prices vary
Clone A Willy
Making a mold of your own penis to give as a gift is practical and fun. Buy one for each other, so time apart can still mean time together. cloneawilly.com; $40
Mustache Wine Glass Markers
Kikkerland has brought hipster culture even closer to wine culture. Put down your PBR, and reach for a wine glass with one of these six different mustaches to mark your wine glass at a party. They are made of 100% silicone and are perfect for the boyfriend that has a thirst for vino. Amazon.com; $5
For Her:
Sensual Sampler Kit
Lick, stroke and kiss the night away with everything you need to pamper and pleasure her. Includes Knead Me Massage Lotion, Devour Me Lickable Oil, Touch Me Massage Oil, Lust Dust Edible Body Powder, Mini Rub Me Massage Bars, Ignite Me Massage Candle, Smooch Me Lip Lube. goodvibes.com; $32
Lesbian Heart Game
Erotic games for two (or more) can be a fun way to spice up a bedroom. This game has 100 erotic challenges on tiny scrolls in a heart-shaped box, which each player uses tweezers to pull the challenges out at random. You’ll be up all night trying to get lucky. funwares.com; $14
Vintage Pin-up Posters
Give your lady some eye candy this Valentine’s Day with a vintage pin-up poster. Whether you hide it away in the boudoir or display it in the living area, these classy, yet erotic posters will give a touch of vintage style to any lover’s abode. For an even more personal touch, go to www.zazzle.com to personalize their selection of vintage pin-up posters. Allposters.com; varies
For Anyone:
Personalized M&M’s
Technology has come so far. No longer do we have to rely on conversation hearts to send cute messages to our loved one. If your partner likes a bit of chocolate, why not imprint an image of you both on some M&M’s and surprise him/her with an even sweeter treat! mymms.com; varies
Voice art
One of the most unique gifts out there involves using sound waves to create art. Simply record a romantic or sexy message and have the sound waves printed onto a gallery style canvas to hang in your home (or above the bed). You’ll never struggle with the right words to say ever again! voiceartgallery.com; $75
Personalized t-shirt
Dressing alike can be obnoxious, so why not give your partner a personalized tee-shirt with their favorite quote, hashtag, or even a picture of yourself. The options are endless, and if it’s not suitable to wear in public, buy a bigger size so they can wear it to bed. zazzle.com; Prices vary.
Dinner for Two
Going out for dinner on the town? There’s some great new restaurants that have recently opened including Ten Penny, Grit and Grace, and Butcher in the Rye. A little romance, some great food, and a lot of memories will be made. ampdgroup.com; gritandgracepgh.com; butcherandtherye.com; Prices vary.
Customized Romance Novel
50 Shades of Grey eat your heart out! These modern, customized, romance novels are the perfect gift for the partner that loves to read. Whether it’s for him or her, you place yourselves in the story, creating your own steamy same-sex page-turner. ustarnovels.com; $36
Love Painting
Do you ever get naked with your partner and roll around on a sheet? Do you like to get a little messy? If so, this artistic gift will be easy for you to give each other! It comes with a protective sheet, a white canvas, and washable black ink. Simply roll in paint and then get to business. Your love will be memorialized forever. loveisartkit.com; $60
Tickets
Nothing says love more than tickets to a great play, concert, or event. And the best part is you get to enjoy the gift too! If theater is your thing, check out Tony Award winner Bernadette Peters performing at the Equality Gala at Carnegie Music Hall in Oakland (deltafoundation.us/tickets), The Public has “Company” at the O’Reilley Theater (ppt.org), and the Cultural Trust brings us “Porgy and Bess” (trustarts.org). If music is your think, Renee Fleming will be in recital at Carnegie Music Hall (Pittsburghopera.org) and Carol Woods performs at the Caberet Theater (trustarts.org). For the animal love, check out the Animal Rescue League’s B*tches Ball at Cruze Bar (animalrescue.org).
