Hi friend,

Are you sitting there wondering what the actual fuck you just saw on your screen just now? What the heck is a porn-a-thon, and why are there bomb pops ejaculating fireworks?

Good questions!

The Queer Witches of Harold’s and Maude’s have a fundraiser called the Spoken Word Porn-a-thon. It’s smutty, silly, and very, very funny. And it raises money for the gays!

This year, since it’s happening in July, we’ve decided to FUCK AMERICA… at least a little, anyway. We’ll probably also feature stories about your favorite gay pirates and ghosts too.

So if you like smut, fanfiction, laughing, being unpatriotic, and giving your money to support queer community building, be sure to get your tickets to the spoken word porn-a-thon. There’s nothing else like it.

Save the date! July 12th! Ticket info coming soon!