Come on down to Pitch a Dyke and find yourself studs, femmes, butches, and futches. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got theys, thems, hey mamas, and take them home to your mama’s. We got ’em all!

Um… What is this?

Let’s break it down — we’re meeting, we’re mingling, you’re bring your single friends. Then at 7:30, we’ll have some people come up and pitch their dyke!

Like… for dating?

Yup. Honestly, the best recommendation we’ve ever heard for any gay has come from their ex. The gays love an amicable ex. So, drag in yours (or your best friend, cousin, heated rival, etc.) and find them a date!

Can I pitch myself?

For this first time, we’re keeping it to recommendations by others only. But come and mingle beforehand. And watch the stage. Maybe you’ll be the one picking up the pitch…

Can I come if I’m not looking to date?

Absolutely! There will be time to play games, make friends, have fun drinks, and just enjoy queer joy. Who doesn’t want to see people get pumped up by people who adore them?

Schedule

•6:00pm — Doors
Games, drinks, and mingling

•7:30pm — Presentations
Three to five minute presentations by people who love their people

•8:30-10:00pm — Meet the Candidates
More time to mingle and play and meet those pitched!

Want to pitch a sibling? A friend? An ex? 

Apply at the link here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdmV5DSs2X2Y2rUF03XK93FdZk42ResIN1N44cg8ySpRNi1QQ/viewform