Celebrate the season with No Straight Answers: Holiday Edition, a festive comedy advice show featuring a mostly queer panel ready to tackle your most chaotic questions. Bring your dilemmas—holiday-related or otherwise—and watch our comedians give you the questionable guidance you never knew you needed.

Ticket sales support Pittsburgh Equality Center’s mission to uplift and serve LGBTQ+ people across Western Pennsylvania.

“What gift should I bring?”
“How do I survive my family?”
“Is it wrong to have a crush on someone from the holiday party?”

If your season is full of questions, crises, or questionable choices, No Straight Answers: Holiday Edition is here to help. Pittsburgh Equality Center presents a festive twist on the hit queer comedy advice show—where an outspoken and highly opinionated panel of LGBTQ+ comedians can’t wait to tell you exactly what you shouldn’t do this holiday season… and maybe how to fix the mess afterward.

Expect sharp wit, zero shame, and plenty of glitter as our panel fields your most burning life questions live on stage. Whether you’re navigating holiday drama, winter cuffing season, or just need help choosing a new show to binge, our comedians are ready with the kind of advice only the queerest minds in Pittsburgh can deliver.

Featuring:
Amir Megherhi
Cassi Bruno
Ellen Lundie
Roy Gloeckl
Tyler Ray Kendrick

Please note: These people are wildly unqualified. They have no certifications, no boundaries, and some of them haven’t updated their apps since 2019. Taking their advice seriously is entirely at your own risk. No refunds.

Join us for a joyful, irreverent evening that fuels the Pittsburgh Equality Center’s mission to support, advocate for, and celebrate our region’s LGBTQ+ community.