Your Problems Are Our Punchlines

“Why am I single?” “What should I watch?” “Is drag a career option?”

Are you caught in a quandary, conundrum, or crisis? Never fear, Arcade has you covered with No Straight Answers, an extra special Pride month show where an outspoken and opinionated panel of the queerest, most hilarious experts* in Pittsburgh can’t wait to tell you exactly what you’re doing wrong and how to fix it!

*Please note: These people are highly unqualified. They don’t even update their apps. Taking their advice seriously is a poor choice. No refunds.

Featuring: Cassi Bruno, Adam Mazza, Roy Gloeckl, Special Guest Mystery Drag Queen, and token straight Mike DiGuglielmo

Runtime: 75 minutes

$15 ticketes / $10 student discount

Ages 16 & up
BYOB 21+