It’s tiiiiiime for the third annual Butthole Pic Art Show and Drag Show!!!

This event has absolutely nothing to do with or is not in anyway associated with the Lawrenceville Cookie Tour… butt we will be selling cookies — and this year they are red velvet snickerdoodle cookies! That means pink and chewy!!!

As always, fancy butthole picture art will be for sale! Want to give a holiday present to that special butthole in your life??? Try giving them a framed photo of a butthole!!!

During the day (4pm-8pm), there will be live penis painting with Rob Boss and witty banter from Cindy Crotchford. Afterwards, we’ll cap off the night with an extra special butthole pic themed drag show at 11pm with all your favorite performers!

Then, Cindy (@cindycrotchford), Mike Mercurial (@mika.mercurial), Zion Grindr (@ziongrindr), Jenny Sais Quoi (@that_jsq), and Mildred the Lunch Lady will be bringing you a drag show with absolutely no scat and absolutely no messes!!!

Bring your family as long as they are over the age of 21. Bring a coworker as long as they won’t tell HR. This is a free event. Buttholes are natural, we all have them, let’s embrace the butthole with the holiday spirit!