Christmas came early, dolls. After all, we’re almost halfway there.

Slip into your sassiest summer satin, fluff those victory rolls, and join Lipstick Riot Radio for Santa’s Summer Sweethearts — a holly-jolly Christmas in July pinup pageant lighting up The Conjure Bar on July 11th.

We’re trading snow boots for stilettos and sleigh bells for swing music as dazzling dames, retro rebels, and bombshell beauties compete for seasonal sparkle and mid-summer glory. We will be crowning a Santa Summer Sweetheart Queen, 1st Runner Up, and 2nd Runner Up. Expect vintage glamour, cheeky holiday flair, festive cocktails, tropical Christmas vibes, and enough red lipstick to make Rudolph blush.
Competing in the contest is $25. Or just attend and root for your favorite pinup for $25!

Whether you’re strutting the stage or cheering from the crowd, this is your invitation to celebrate the season the naughty way — with rockabilly charm, pinup sparkle, and just a splash of North Pole nonsense. Plus, enjoy pop-up burlesque performances by Brute Scandal and Pixie Palooza, so bring your tips!
In association with Inspired By Spirits Distilling Co.

🎄 Pinup Pageant
🍹 Christmas Cocktails
🎶 Retro Tunes & Riotous Fun
💋 Vintage Fashion & Holiday Glam
🔥 Hotter than a fireplace in July

Hosted by Lipstick Riot Radio in association with Inspirited by Spirits Distilling Co.

📍 The Conjure Bar inside Dr. Tumblety’s • 753 E. Warrington Avenue

📅 July 11th
Doors at 7:30pm
Show at 8:00pm

Santa’s watching… but he’s definitely on vacation.