Talk Like a Pirate Day be the perfect time to officially declare the date o’ the next Calypso’s Birthday!

On November 22nd, come to the Haunt dressed as yer fave Our Flag Means Death character, or any kinda pirate you fancy, and enjoy a night of festivity, fuckery, and fine fabrics. There’ll be real tattoos & fake ones, real cocktails & mocktails, real games & tricks, and of course a good ol’ shanty or two!

Cost of entry is 10 gold coins at the door (or 10 dollars if that be yer currency) and no youngins allowed (21 and over only!).

Be there or be cursed by the sea goddess herself!