My liege, your presence is formally requested for an evening of merriment and tomfoolery. Expect fire, feasting, and ren faire festivities.

Welcome to Honkers!, an all-clown carnival at Harold’s Haunt.

Carnival, we say? Yes! Get ready for games, prizes, face painting, and, of course, an all-clown variety show!

In response to selling out and over the last two year, we’ll have two showings of the variety show: 7pm and 9pm. The games and shenanigans will go all night long!

Gas up your clown car, grab your friends, and come out for the silliest, sexiest, ​squeakiest night of the year!

Prepare your pantaloons, because this party is going to be HONKERS.