Spoken Word Porn-A-Thon (21+)
So here’s the thing… we weren’t kidding.
Yes, we ARE going to host a spoken word porn-a-thon fundraiser for our bar renovations. Yes, it IS going to be the most ridiculous and hilarious thing you’ve ever seen.
Here’s how it will work:
You can pay money to have (the prolific and pornographic) Ringa write smutty fanfiction and then we’ll all get together and watch Athena read it live!
Now, if you know Ringa and Athena, then you understand that this will be an absolutely hilarious thing to see.
If you don’t know Ringa and Athena…. well, just imagine two friends, one fiendish and one definitely easily flustered. It will be an evening full of laughs FOR SURE.
What else will be going on at the event??
In addition to listening to Athena read some choice smut, we’ll also be doing some spicy haiku throw-downs – attendees can suggest a topic and Ringa and Maura will have a haiku battle! The audience gets to pick who wins!
Want to buy a haiku?
Each haiku throwdown will be $5! Bring cash to sponsor a haiku!
Your haiku will be written on fancy purfumed paper and probably be very silly indeed.
We’ll also have NSFW-themed drinks on the menu and probably a raffle or silent auction as well! All funds we raise will go towards continuing our renovations and making Harold’s Haunt the best Haunted They-Bar it could possibly be.
Want to commission some smut??
Choose your ship & your situation or theme!
$15 gets you 500 words!
$25 gets you 1000 words!
You will receive a PDF version of the written smut! Your commissioned smut might also be featured during our Spoken Word Porn-A-Thon and read aloud during the event! (Don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone who commissioned what!)
Please keep in mind:
-Smut will be consent-based only!
-No Harry Potter, please!
-Characters and topics will not include familial relationships or underage individuals.