Boheme proudly presents… The Gay Dog Pageant!
Do you think your dog might be light in the loafers? Could it be possible that your dog is a friend of Dorothy? Are they just a lil’ bit nancy??? Is your dog a pillow biter?!?!!
If that’s so, then we have the perfect event for you! Akasha L. Van-Cartier is hosting the Second Annual Gay Dog Pageant, a pageant dedicated to finding the most homo canine in all of Pittsburgh.
(((All homosexual dogs and pups are welcome to compete but must be accompanied by a handler!)))
The first 100 customers to come will receive a swag bag of goodies!
Puppy Pool Open 12 PM – 4 PM
Drag Queen Story Hour – 2:30 PM
Pageant is at 4 PM
Registration for gay dogs starts at 11 AM and will close once we have 15 dogs registered.
The pageant will happen in front of the store… each dog will sashay the red carpet runway with their handler and then will strut back to in front of the judges where their handler will be asked to 1) besides being born this way, what makes their dog particularly gay? AND 2) why is this dog Pittsburgh’s gayest dog?
Judging will consist of 1-10 point system in 4 categories:
Category 1) quality of prance down the red carpet
Category 2) does the dog look gay?
Category 3) did the handler’s speech help portray the dog as strikingly homosexual?
Category 4) does this dog have what it takes to be Pittsburgh’s gayest dog and to represent all other homosexual PGH dogs???
All proceeds benefit Heart Of Glass Animal Rescue.